{13 aug 2007}
A long, long time ago (2006) I walked this earth blissfully unaware that I was about to become one of the last few holdouts in a warring faction. That war being the never ending toilet debate.
I fall securely into the "it ain't broke, don't fix it" side of enjoying a good old fashion round bowl, normal height toilets of yor. I can't tell you why my toilet loyalty is so strong. Perhaps its a lifetime of usage at less than 15 inches from the floor. Maybe its the same part of my brain that is drawn to vintage doorknobs that draws me to the clean simplicity of a round bowl of standard height. Whatever it is, I dont like the new fangled "improvements" that have swept the toilet industry design. Ive never had any issue with the look or function of my current Amercian Standard circa 1979. Why did the toilet designers have to go change the game? And further, why are so many people buying the hype. I refuse to believe that we as a people are becoming so lazy that squatting down an extra two inches is now deemed "uncomfortable". The elongated bowl part had me completely befuddled until our very nice architect explained the use for it ever so delicately. Now it makes a wee bit (fraudian slip?) more sense to me but I still don't see the need. I dont find the new ones more comfortable or nicer looking. So what gives?
Simple then, just buy the regular old toilets you say? Well, Mr. Limestone is in the C.H.E.B.S (comfort height, elongagate bowl supporters) camp. If it were up to him, all of the new toilets would have the most elongated bowl imagineable and hover at about waist level. Thus, we've come to an unspoken truce not to discuss this further until absolutely necessary. But with most of our other fixtures selected and/or on their way, that time is coming. Who will survive the battle of the bowls?
